Just Broke Blanket | cost of living crisis, budget humor

Deadpan receipt-style slogan blanket that taps into cost-of-living fatigue with a bureaucratic, monospaced look. The design features a simple emblem and stacked text reading a short, nonpartisan one-liner about being broke in muted black and teal tones, giving it an understated, utilitarian vibe. It reads like a solidarity badge for anyone navigating grocery inflation and budget stress, pairing dry humor with a soft, everyday throw you can use while lounging or venting with friends. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester, 17% spandex option - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft - Single-side high-detail vibrant print - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product